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a5c7b9f00b In the far future water is the most valuable substance. Two space pirates are captured, sold to a princess, and recruited to help her find her father who disappeared when he found information dangerous to the rulers. A real Space Opera with sword fights, explosions, fighting robots, monsters, bar fights and time warps. One of the things that always gets misconstrued about this movie, is that it is a spoof comedy first, and a science fiction movie second. People who say this is a bad movie haven&#39;t gotten the fact that it&#39;s a Comedy. I wish the TV guides would list this as comedy, instead of science fiction, I feel that would help &#39;mundanes&#39; understand. BTW, for you mundanes, mundanes are people who aren&#39;t into science fiction/fantasy. Poor mundanes :).<br/><br/>And as a comedy SF spoof, this movie does it&#39;s job well, entertaining the viewer. Well worth your time. There is so much wrong with this film, make 3 years before &quot;Space Balls&quot;. Angelica Huston probably wanted to buy up and burn all the copies! Water not oxygen is such a scarce commodity and &quot;The Templars&quot; have a virtual monopoly on it. The Ice Pirates are a rag-tag band of water thieves. There are the usual cliché cast members including a beautiful princess (Mary Crosby) plus a quest for the 7th planet where water exists in great abundance. Much potty humor. A &quot;castration machine&quot; to turn prisoners into mindless slaves. Reused sets including a recycled matte from &quot;Logan&#39;s Run&quot;. A bodyless being with Amazonian guards. A silly space herpes monster. Robots that act like The 3 Stooges. A beheading in the Alien Pirate Bar. Minor racist comments. A cheaply-made &quot;Mad Max&quot; desert car chase. Simulated (just lots of moaning) sex. The cheap costumes: pirates, King Arthur chainmail, Vikings, black leather. This started out as a serious film and lost its way. Fairly decent spaceship special effects but shoddy Atari displays. A great cast totally wasted. The time travel climax is very confusing but cleverly done. All the men grow long white beards like Moses. The Space Pirates fight the Templars &quot;to the death&quot; with swords and lasers. The hero&#39;s baby boy grows up before our eyes and saves-the-day. Then everything returns back to normal? It&#39;s tasteless yet occasionally funny, in spite of itself! After all the new &quot;Star Wars&quot; films of late, we need another space spoof. The working title: &quot;Darth Vader Go Home!&quot;